Top Ten Useless USB Gadgets
USB devices have gotten out of control. There is just a plethora of useless devices out there that have no practical use at all. Here is my top ten of these devices.
The iSaw - ...WTF. Seriously? Is there an office lumberjack that needs one of these?
USB Humidifier- Some rich fratboy was all, "What do nerds need... HUMIDIFIERS!"... Usually water and electronics don't mix well.
USB Posture Detector - This thing will tell you if you are bending over to look at your monitor... I think I would be the first to know if I was bending over to read some fine print. I dont need a blinking light to tell me that. And really why would you?
It's a humping dog... I don't know what else to say. It humps your USB port. That's it.
USB powered heated mittens -Really? Rly? C'mon! Just look at em! A Canadian is responsible for this. I can feel it.
USB Golf Ball Retriever - This thing is ridiculous. If someone can make money off this then I have a chance at being rich. This device makes me feel better about any idea (NO MATTER HOW BAD) that I will ever have.
Crystallized USB Mouse - This isn't necessarily useless... But it kinda pisses me off. Someone bedazzled the cheapest mouse you can buy and is making around $40 each.
USB mini-Vacuum - I would understand it if this had different attachments to get into all the nooks and crannies. But it doesn't.
Ghost Radar - Seriously this doesn't DO anything except light up. Its supposed to be a visual representation of the ghosts that are near your desk.
USB Fondue Kit - Do you have an assortment of raw meat, vegetables, or fruit at your desk that need to be cooked? I don't.
